Manliness at its finest

#4: Wearing the same clothes from the day before

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:44:00 -0500

Why the fuck not? Granted they’re not covered in dirt…

#3: Not showering for a day

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 17:40:44 -0500

Anybody that thinks it’s so wrong to go without showering for a day is a pussy. First of all, it’s an annoying process getting in the shower, shaving, etc. If you’re not doing anything major the next day, why not? This applies in the summer mainly when you’re out of school but weekends work too. Not a supporter of not showering during the school week… if I end up sitting next to you and you smell like a dead rat, I’m leaving.

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Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:02:00 -0500

#2: Dumping with the door open

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:49:00 -0500

Dumping with the door open, or the open door dumping policy as I like to call it means that you’re free and you’re in control. Not only does it mean those things about yourself, but you’re aware of your surroundings as well. And hopefully, you don’t have a dog…

#1: Farting when the girls leave

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:44:00 -0500

Everybody knows what this means. As soon as the females leave the car, leave your house, or sometimes even just leave the vecinity you’re in, you let it rip. 2+ hours of holding it in and finally the moment comes.